Once upon a time in a land far a way called Kakapaka. There was a boy/man/beast/awesomeness Lachlan he went to a school called Hakapakamaka. Everyone teased him BECAUSE HE WAS THE this list will go on for ever. OK, be warned people teased him because he was the fastest, the smartest, the coolest, the skinest the best behaved and the teachers most favourite. In Hakapakamaka there is a bully there his name is Turkey. He always picks on Lachlan but he doesn't care. One day every one in his class had an idea they have a class blog acount and at 11:45 at lunch time the whole class except Lachlan. Turkey was about to delete all his post on his blog but Lachlan for got his top trumps and he saw what Turkey was doing and went to go tell a teacher and he did Turkey was band from the school for ever.

Everyone lived happily every after!